THE LEGEND OF HOMESTUCK

Isabelle/18/♍/05.09.14 ❤️/Rutgers Class of 2018

Hello there cuties!! Welcome to one of my kinda not so terrible blogs. You deserve a brownie for being here. Anywho, you can kinda tell what this blog is about, but I'll tell you anyway! You'll find a bunch of Homestuck and LoK and other hilarious tidbits in between uvuMESSAGE ME because I get really bored and I won't shoot myself in the foot by trying to message you first! Enjoy!!

BTW THIS BLOG CAN AND WILL GET NSFW AT TIMES AND I WILL TAG THINGS FOR YOU IF YOU ASK NICELY

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mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

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thedoctorloves221b:


“Lord of the flies”

How did you even

thedoctorloves221b:

“Lord of the flies”

How did you even

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rngrn:

+10 years probably 

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(via narcotic)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

random-feeds-on-gwuncan:

OKAY THIS VIDEO IS ICONIC TOO

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bludgers-rondelles:

cast of spongebob dubs classic movies

I aM SnORtinh UNConrTOLABly wiTH LAUghTrt

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sixpenceee:

ULTRA-VIOLET TATTOOS

Although they do look cool under a UV light and is suitable for those who want a tattoo without the social consequences, the ingredients used for a UV tattoo aren’t 100% safe. There has been reported numerous cases of skin rashes, blisters and infection. These is some concern that they may contribute to cancer because they contain phosphorous.  (Source & More Information)

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comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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