THE LEGEND OF HOMESTUCK

Isabelle/18/♍/Rutgers Class of 2018

Hello there cuties!! Welcome to one of my kinda not so terrible blogs. You deserve a brownie for being here. Anywho, you can kinda tell what this blog is about, but I'll tell you anyway! You'll find a bunch of Homestuck and LoK and other hilarious tidbits in between uvuMESSAGE ME because I get really bored and I won't shoot myself in the foot by trying to message you first! Enjoy!!

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The Baes

Got to see my baby and my alma mater take first place today and I couldn’t be more proud to have shared that moment with them! LETS GO U

Siri knows what’s up 😂😂

scrawlvitus:

correction: i knew, i knew the whole time plz say somethiNg nice TO ME plEA

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irishcroissant:

keepingupwiththekhaleesi:

whoduhthunkit:

depressingfinland:

chibisuz:

depressingfinland:

234937289:

Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.

Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this.

In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word. 

And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact. 

legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint. 

BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.

….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:

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Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.

This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????

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Jesus, and I thought the French were frigid.

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kerrypolka:

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

At uni I took a screenwriting course from THIS VERY GUARD EXTRA (who went on to contribute to some of the Python stuff), who confirms this and also that Michael Palin would use different ridiculous names in every take, so they couldn’t even prepare themselves for hearing it.

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adventuresse:

Flame Princess being strong and adorable

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